Joey Jordison’s Life.

I’m sorry but it really bothers me that everyone cares about Joey’s “love life” It’s fucking Joey Jordison. From fucking Slipknot. You know, that heavy metal band. He’s not Paris Hilton or Ashton Kutcher.

Why are people caring about who he’s dating. This man fronts Drummer and Kerrang magazines, not People or US. Fucking stop it. You’re acting like little mainstream followers, not maggots.

Not to mention, if he happened to fall for a Playboy model, or maybe its just on the casual side, the fucks it to you? He’s going through a really hard time, if you don’t remember, Paul fucking Gray died. His bandmate, best friend, and brother. Maybe she makes him happy. Leave it alone, you bastards.

He doesn’t air most of these things for a reason, because he doesn’t think you need to know. Because you don’t. He’s about the music. And you should be, too.

Should he get a twitter and let you know whenever he’s going to take a dump, too?

Fuck.

Rant.

The bassline in Confessions on the Clan album still makes me sad and happy at the same time.

R.I.P. Paul.

So I’m on Slipknot Pandora radio right?

And it plays Sulfur and after that some Disturbed bullshit.

I fucking hate Disturbed.

They suck.

I saw them live, where they also sucked.

Disturbed should not be related to Slipknot, EVER.

I hate when people call Joey Jordison “Nathan”

He is calls himself Joey for a reason. He obviously would not respond to you calling him Nathan. Congratulations, you know his birth given name. I learned it 8 fucking years ago before you even knew who Slipknot were.

JOEY.

This has been a rant.