Ambiguously vague.

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Tue Jun 10

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Sun Jun 8

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-6-8)

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Thu Jun 5

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Boo fuckin’ hoo you’re not the only one whose life’s a piece of shit
And yet miraculously somehow we all seem to deal with it
Did anybody think that you would really seriously slit your wrists
In fact I think that everybody thinks you’re seriously full of shit

You think you’re saying something relevant as you connect the dots
You never realized you have to get in line to suck a cock
You’re telling me that fifty million screaming fans are never wrong
I’m telling you that fifty million screaming fans are fucking morons

Little Jimmy Urine

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Tue Jun 3

“ What are some some benefits of working at Krispy Kreme?

-Customer

Well, I suppose the employees can have sex with all the doughnuts they want.

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Sun Jun 1

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-6-1)

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“ A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else’s box of matches. Jeff Lindsay

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Sat May 31

“ And lo, there appeared unto them a woman, and she was as the young deer in the spring, though maybe a little chunky around the thighs, but hey, what art thou going to do? And she said unto them “Take thou this wine, for surely this is a sign unto thee that thou shalt get ripped to the tits and do me, even unto the least of thy brethren” and lo, they went unto her and there was much rejoicing, though Ishbanael claimed he got the clap, but who knows with that guy, I mean, thou knowest what I’m saying?

Perversions, 3:5

(Bongo Hercules)

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vietkate:

Unbelievable.

Knowing that I’m a truffle fiend is one thing, but he remembers what kind of flowers I like.

Those are some funny looking roses.

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Fri May 30

Sometimes rocking to the max isn’t sufficient.

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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

It’s true. No foolin’.

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“

This is why I’m hot
I don’t gotta rap
I can sell a mill saying nothing on the track
I represent New York
I got it on my back
Niggas say that we lost it
So I’m gonna bring it back
I love the dirty, dirty
‘Cause niggas show me love
The ladies start to bounce
As soon as I hit the club
But in the Midwest
They love to take it slow
So when I hit the H
I watch you get it on the floor
And if you needed it hyphy
I take it to the Bay
Frisco to Sac-town
They do it everyday
Compton to Hollywood
As soon as I hit L.A.
I’m in that low, low
I do it the Cali way
And when I hit Chi
People say that I’m fly
They like the way I dress they like
(They like my) my attire move crowds from side to side
They ask me how I do it and simply I reply…

This is why I’m hot
This is why Uh
This is why I’m hot
This is why I’m hot Whoo
This is why
This is why I’m hot

I’m hot cause I’m fly (fly)
You ain’t cause you’re not (Mims)
This is why
This is why I’m hot

Allow me to explain why I am considered desirable:
It is unnecessary for me to recite afro-poetry
Millions of impressionable teenagers purchase my albums regardless of the fact that they lack content
I am an official delegate of New York
I have the state outline tattooed on my back
Fellow African-American simpletons convey that we have dwindled in proficiency
In that case, I am brushing up on my skills
I am rather fond of filth
African-American mooncalves show affection towards me
Women begin to leap
The moment I exhibit physical contact with a cudgel
However, in the Midwest
Citizens enjoy relaxing
So when I recite the alphabet up to the letter “H”
I observe you gathering an item from the floor
And if you required irrationality
I will deliver it to the inlet
From San Francisco to Sacramento
Residents partake in the task daily
From Compton to Hollywood
Upon my arrival in Los Angeles,
I find myself depressed
I perform my usual tasks in the manner found common in California
Then, upon my arrival in Chicago,
Residents take notice of my aeronautical method of travel
They approve of my taste in regalia
(They approve of) my attire causes lateral motion in communital multitudes
They inquire about my methods of operation to which I retort…

This is the essence of my torridity
This is the essence of my torridity, yes
This is the essence of my torridity (correct)
This is the essence of my torridity
This is the essence
This is the essence
This is the essence of my torridity

My fervor stems from my aeronautical expertise
Your lack thereof is the resultant of your deficiencies
This is the essence
This is the essence
This is the essence of my torridity

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“ Question One: ‘Who do you think you are?’
Question Two: ‘And what gives you the right?’ Michael Scott

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Thu May 29

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Wed May 28

In the spring of 2007, a conference was held on the outskirts of Washington, DC. Entitled Winter Soldier: Iraq and Afghanistan, it hearkened back to the Winter Soldier testimonies held three decades ago during the Vietnam War. Of the testimonies we filmed, this one, by Iraq War vet Jon Michael Turner, was the most compelling and intense.

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Tue May 27

Religious Skepticism

tristanjay7:

As an agnostic, I’m all about maximizing happiness without compromising truth. My point was more about the conceptual pairing of sobriety and pragmatism, as though the rationalist is denying themselves pleasure.

I suppose rationalists are denying themselves some of the pleasure that faith provides. Faith in religion can “provide” reason and assurance to the insecure. Believing there is a magical utopia waiting for you when you die makes death less of a bummer. It could also make life less valuable to them since they don’t accept that it is their only chance. I guess it is settling knowing that there is an omnipresent being watching over you and keeping you safe, but it’s just not very reasonable. The atheist would rather have justified true belief based on science rather than believing what they wish was true. Sometimes the truth hurts.

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