a brief history of funk
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Jul 5th, 2009 @ 5:26 pm
BREAKING NEWS
the word “llama” looks like a llama@ 3:17 pm
seeking artstuffs for large-format display
WANTED: A large image or scene that would go on to be Rasterbated and cover an entire wall.
So if you’re an artist who wants your work to cover a whole wall, or if you just know of a scene that would look cool spanning a large area, please let me know.
@ 12:00 pm
i love wolfram|alpha
In order for your head to become a black hole, I would have to crush it down to 1.41x10^-26 meters (0.0141 ym (yoctometers)) in diameter. Your head would then be 1.468x10^-78 m^3 (1.468x10^-6 ym^3 (yoctometers cubed)) in volume. Your newly-sized head would fit 7.112x10^76 times inside your pre-crushed head. This is just a few orders of magnitude short of the number of atoms in the visible universe. In other words, it would take almost a universe-worth of atoms of crushed heads to refill a shell of your current head.
I’ve only done this once before.
@ 12:52 am
With your strong arms you pin me down
And I try to fight you
You come inside me
You fill me up
And I lay calmly
Night Man
Jul 4th, 2009 @ 10:11 pm
happy 4th of July, fuckers
I’m stuck at home studying for a test, but it makes me happy knowing that somewhere out there, some stupid kid is blowing his hands off.@ 9:22 pm
text conspiracy
monospace fonts + boredom = hours lost and the impression that i’ve discovered something no one else has.
copying this into notepad and altering the window’s width acts as a clockwise rotation matrix to the pattern.
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@ 3:41 pm
“When you see a naked man running you run with him cause there must be some scary shit coming your way.”
In response to a naked Terminator running through a casino.@ 3:09 am
The Kills - Superpowerless
B-side of the “Last Day Of Magic” single.
Why this is a b-side is beyond me. This is better than most of their other crap.
Jul 1st, 2009 @ 10:05 pm
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Mini Van HighwayJun 29th, 2009 @ 5:01 pm
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Best Weird Al Parodies
#10 - Another One Rides the Bus (parody of Queen - Another One Bites The Dust)
While practicing the song for his debut appearance on the Dr. Demento Show, Al was approached by Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz, who agreed to accompany Al in his performance by banging on Al’s accordion case. The performance was such a hit that Al was booked onto The Tomorrow Show with Tom Snyder — Al’s first-ever national TV appearance on April 21, 1981. Schwartz accompanied Al once again on the accordion case, accessorized with various horns and ornaments. Schwartz, riding the coattails of Al’s new fame, went on to become the official drummer and is still part of the band today.
The final recording on Weird Al’s debut album is the very same recording from his first performance of the song on the Dr. Demento Show — accordion case drumset included. This song was essentially the birth of “Weird Al”, one of the most well-known names in the music industry.
Weird Al’s performance on The Tomorrow Show
@ 6:24 am
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-6-28)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jun 28th, 2009 @ 6:48 pm
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mc chris - White Kids Love Hip-Hop
mc peepants, sir loin, hesh, my favorite nerd rapper. don’t come in here spewing your mc frontalot bullshit. you probably won’t.
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