March 2012
154 posts
February 2012
374 posts
Any questions you wanna ask me, go for it :) i... →
Cross off the things you've done. →
Graduated high school.
Kissed someone.
Collected something really stupid.
Smoked a cigarette.
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Smoked weed.
Dealt drugs.
Been in a...
Tumblr Y U Change your stuff?
I see more changes in the future.
So annoying.
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I fucking forgot to do a 10 page assignment that's...
Fuck.
I’m an idiot.
To anyone out there that thinks music can't change...
Couldn’t have said it any better.
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Just so you know..
If you post pictures of you cutting or your cuts you just did. UNFOLLOW. Shit’s gross, and if you have a problem, go see a professional. Don’t post that shit on Tumblr. But since other’s obviously see it differently (*coughcough* want attention) there is the beautiful unfollow button.
I also unfollow if 50% of your posts are depressing as fuck.
I’ve posted depressing...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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Desperate Housewives tonight!!
I don’t know if I’ll stay up for it or watch it tomorrow so I can fast forward through commercials.
First world problems.
